MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

Ouka | .hack//LOTB

[divinefist]

1

[mp3]

This is an interesting room. [We made it to the end of this dungeon on this game, Ouka! Now what?]

3

[lovefool]

Ouka-san? Are you free? There's something I want to try... but- ah- I think it should be supervised....

1

[ultima_non_necat]

Ouka, I believe I've found something. Could you come here?

Ryoji Mochizuki | Persona 3

[lemonscarf]

4

[divinefist]

[Chomp]

1

[mp3]

[The mall is totally some ancient ruins, okay? And we're looking for the greatest treasure of them all.

Girls.]

Are you ready, Ryoji-kun?

8

[lovefool]

[The scientists wanted to make the perfect girlfriend. They looked for Charm, Courage, and Knowledge. They made her fearless of both death and of public displays of affection. They made... Minako Arisato. Their experiment didn't go wrong. It went right. Horribly, horribly right.]

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 FES

[mp3]

7

[divinefist]

[I never get lost!

That said, she is lost.]

Minako Arisato | Persona 3 Portable

[lovefool]

3

[lemonscarf]

[Toying around with some random spellbook? Absolutely the best idea!]

Hmm. Which one should we try out first, Minako-chan?

Colette | Tales of Symphonia

[tripoverair]

2

[lovefool]

[Watch out, Colette! The mean witch Minako has decided you need a level in confidence! And so, she has bestowed on you this terrible curse: a non-flat chest.]

Ran | Clover

[househusband]

5

[lovefool]

O-Oh... when the magazine said it was a way to "summon guys," I- didn't realize it was literal...

Dawn | Pokemon

[barrette]

9: 5+7

[divinefist]

[This is why Ouka is a fisticuffs girl and not a mage-type]

Zexion | Kingdom Hearts

[pretexts]

7

[tripoverair]

I-I'm really sorry, I was sure it was this way...

[Whoops.]

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck |

[wwaterboy]

6 rng I love you

[divinefist]

You've got a few minutes to undo what you did, kiddo.

Aurora Nerval-Lermontov | The Prefect

[ultima_non_necat]

Neku Sakuraba | TWEWY

[imprints]

4

[lovefool]

[Peering around a corner.] Oh. Sakuraba-kun. Do you remember the way to the nurse's office? [>Minako appears to be... nonchalantly bleeding from her side.]

Sitri | Makai Ouji

[cookiecrumbler]

7

[imprints]

[Neku, you are way too good at getting lost.

That's not really a thing you should be good at.]

Mello | Death Note

[volatility]

rng really likes 7

[barrette]

[ this is why you never give Dawn the map for any reason. she ignores it in favor of exploring and occasionally gets lost. ]

I don't think we've passed this clearing yet.

Quatre Raberba Winner // Gundam Wing

[heartofsandrock]

2

[imprints]

[And because Neku has the worst luck, he has somehow been cursed. And now he's not allowed to leave unless the other person leaves first.

...

This is so awful.]

William Twining | Makai Ouji

[newtestament]

((placeholder because sleep but ♥!!))

rng rolled the number 'shoujo'

[cookiecrumbler]

[AWAAWAAWA-- wait not yet////]

William...! I have something very important to speak to you of.

Souji Okita

[coughcoughshank]

8

[volatility]

[Mello can't sit still. He keeps shifting. He might be clenching his teeth. Everything is so slow compared to how he feels, and it's almost like everything is just going to melt away if he doesn't make a move - do something like catch Kira. Right. Wasn't that the goal? Why hasn't he done that yet?

He talks fast, not necessarily to Souji.]

I need to do something. I can't just sit here. I need to get up. I can't believe I'm still here, I need to get out. I'm never going to win like this.

Zephyr | Resonance of Fate.

[bedeviled]

5

[cookiecrumbler]

[. . . i am not really sure what kind of ritual just occurred, but you are getting this dude(?) who is armed with cookies.]

. . . Don't think I was summoned by the likes of you, before you say anything.

Miyako Inoue | Digimon Adventure 02

[dancinonthesky]

setsuna f. seiei ⚔ gundam 00

[ex_reforms251]

3. I'll leav the effect up to you 83

[coughcoughshank]

[Souji has found some sort of weird old book, and has the curiosity of a cat, on top of having the ears to match, right now. Which means leafing through it. And maybe trying to read some of it outloud under his breath as he does, though it all sounds like gibberish to him...]