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Divine Fist Ouka ([personal profile] divinefist) wrote in [community profile] goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm

MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
HOW:
1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
SCENARIOS:
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ well that's no good! ]

Let's get those off.

[ > UNEQUIPPED THE HEADPHONES ]
lovefool: (WEAK!)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[There is some squirming but- suddenly everything doesn't hurt! That's good! ... ... oh, hi, Dawn, you are bigger than when she last saw you.]
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ and you are much smaller! not that Dawn can recognize you in this adorable Pokemon form. ]

Where did you come from?
lovefool: (WEAK!)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
["Iwatodai!"... she tries to say. But all that comes out is,] Whiiiismur!
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[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ awwww ] I haven't seen any Pokemon around here before.
lovefool: (on shirakawa boulevard??)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[She tries waving her stubby little arms to prove a point.]
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[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHAT WAS THAT GIRL, TIMMY IS IN THE WELL?!

Dawn in not proficient in arm waving, Minako. ]


What is it?
lovefool: (on shirakawa boulevard??)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[... Okay. Maybe- she waves her arms at the headphones, then back at herself!]
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ looks at the headphones, looks back at Minako. ]

These look like Minako's. D'you know her?
lovefool: (>you watched a tale of forbidden love)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Nod nod nod nod nod! She motions at herself again!]
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[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

Minako, is that you?
lovefool: (eeeh? a date?)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Nod nod nod!] Whismur!
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
How did you become a Whismur? [ and HOW CAN SHE TRY IT ]
lovefool: (what is love??)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[How does she pantomime this?... Maybe... an evil laugh for "witch"?]
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[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ nope, she's not following. ]