MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

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THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

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Ouka | .hack//LOTB

[divinefist]

Ryoji Mochizuki | Persona 3

[lemonscarf]

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 FES

[mp3]

Minako Arisato | Persona 3 Portable

[lovefool]

Colette | Tales of Symphonia

[tripoverair]

4

[divinefist]

[Chomp]

Ran | Clover

[househusband]

2

[lovefool]

[Watch out, Colette! The mean witch Minako has decided you need a level in confidence! And so, she has bestowed on you this terrible curse: a non-flat chest.]

[lemonscarf]

... hello? [I am a ZERO and what is pain]

1

[mp3]

This is an interesting room. [We made it to the end of this dungeon on this game, Ouka! Now what?]

1

[mp3]

[The mall is totally some ancient ruins, okay? And we're looking for the greatest treasure of them all.

Girls.]

Are you ready, Ryoji-kun?

7

[divinefist]

[I never get lost!

That said, she is lost.]

3

[lovefool]

Ouka-san? Are you free? There's something I want to try... but- ah- I think it should be supervised....

[divinefist]

Look out for traps. I'll be ready for any big enemies.

[tripoverair]

[SUDDENLY BOOBS is not a sensation Colette thought she would ever need to process. Her shirt... doesn't really fit.]

Uhm. Wow, I... what a weird curse!

[She tries crossing her arms over her chest. Nope, not working. How did Sheena deal with these?]

Dawn | Pokemon

[barrette]

[mp3]

... [Sigh.]

You're lost, aren't you.

Zexion | Kingdom Hearts

[pretexts]

3

[lemonscarf]

[Toying around with some random spellbook? Absolutely the best idea!]

Hmm. Which one should we try out first, Minako-chan?

[divinefist]

Yeah? What's that?

[divinefist]

Sorry. I couldn't resist, for some reason...

[divinefist]

I never get lost.

8

[lovefool]

[The scientists wanted to make the perfect girlfriend. They looked for Charm, Courage, and Knowledge. They made her fearless of both death and of public displays of affection. They made... Minako Arisato. Their experiment didn't go wrong. It went right. Horribly, horribly right.]

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck |

[wwaterboy]

9: 5+7

[divinefist]

[This is why Ouka is a fisticuffs girl and not a mage-type]