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Divine Fist Ouka ([personal profile] divinefist) wrote in [community profile] goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm

MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
HOW:
1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
SCENARIOS:
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
mp3: (it's looking like a doze off kinda day)

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[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
This is an interesting room. [We made it to the end of this dungeon on this game, Ouka! Now what?]
mp3: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on it. You can count on me. [Traps, traps... oh okay, there's one, and another...

Traps disarmed!]
mp3: (er)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[I don't think giant eyeballs should look like that. WHAT DID YOU DO OUKA.

He is definitely pitying it, maybe even giving a small bow. Rest in peace man, you got fucked up.]


And I thought Akihiko-senpai punched hard.
mp3: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Sweet-cheeks"... ? [Flirting?? Well, okay.]

You could definitely give him a run for his money, Ouka-san. It would be an interesting match to see.
mp3: (it's looking like a doze off kinda day)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
It should be, yes. I would be worried if it wasn't here, anyway, considering all the work we put into this run...

[Looking around the room... Hmm, where could it be... ?]

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lovefool: (They talk about normal things.)

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[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ouka-san? Are you free? There's something I want to try... but- ah- I think it should be supervised....
lovefool: (social link go!!)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
This! [She holds up a big, old-looking tome.] It's supposedly a spell book...
lovefool: (fuck bitches do homework!)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just bear witness if I end up turning myself into anything... [She opens the book to a random page.]
lovefool: (you can stay right here if you want)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see- [She flips through the pages.] This is the one I wanted to try.

Kyogrus!

[Suddenly, abruptly, other words meaning "right away," it starts raining.]
lovefool: (daisy dukes; bikinis on top)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see-

Groundus!

[Suddenly heat wave?!]

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[personal profile] ultima_non_necat 2012-01-10 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ouka, I believe I've found something. Could you come here?

[personal profile] ultima_non_necat 2012-01-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a small gold statue of a leafy plant half-buried under rubble.]

I've tried, but I don't think I can get it out on my own.