MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

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Ouka | .hack//LOTB

[divinefist]

1

[mp3]

This is an interesting room. [We made it to the end of this dungeon on this game, Ouka! Now what?]

[divinefist]

Look out for traps. I'll be ready for any big enemies.

[mp3]

I'm on it. You can count on me. [Traps, traps... oh okay, there's one, and another...

Traps disarmed!]

[divinefist]

[Meanwhile BEHOLDER!! Or some ridiculously large monster. Ouka's got this.

No really you should pity that monster.]

[mp3]

[I don't think giant eyeballs should look like that. WHAT DID YOU DO OUKA.

He is definitely pitying it, maybe even giving a small bow. Rest in peace man, you got fucked up.]

And I thought Akihiko-senpai punched hard.

[divinefist]

No one punches harder than me, sweet-cheeks. I'm Divine Fist Ouka!

[mp3]

"Sweet-cheeks"... ? [Flirting?? Well, okay.]

You could definitely give him a run for his money, Ouka-san. It would be an interesting match to see.

[divinefist]

Hmm... the treasure's gotta be nearby, right?

[mp3]

It should be, yes. I would be worried if it wasn't here, anyway, considering all the work we put into this run...

[Looking around the room... Hmm, where could it be... ?]

[divinefist]

Ready for a boss battle, if we run into one?

3

[lovefool]

Ouka-san? Are you free? There's something I want to try... but- ah- I think it should be supervised....

[divinefist]

Yeah? What's that?

[lovefool]

This! [She holds up a big, old-looking tome.] It's supposedly a spell book...

[divinefist]

Spells, huh? I'm a fighter class, not a magic class, but I can stand around.

[lovefool]

Just bear witness if I end up turning myself into anything... [She opens the book to a random page.]

[divinefist]

Well, I'm here for any untimely accidents!

[lovefool]

Let's see- [She flips through the pages.] This is the one I wanted to try.

Kyogrus!

[Suddenly, abruptly, other words meaning "right away," it starts raining.]

[divinefist]

...Hey! Pretty nifty. What else can it do?

[lovefool]

Let's see-

Groundus!

[Suddenly heat wave?!]

[divinefist]

Can't get both at the same time, looks like!

1

[ultima_non_necat]

Ouka, I believe I've found something. Could you come here?

[divinefist]

Yeah?

[She jogs over! She's been single-handedly fighting the monsters with no fear.]

[ultima_non_necat]

[There's a small gold statue of a leafy plant half-buried under rubble.]

I've tried, but I don't think I can get it out on my own.

[divinefist]

Well, let ol' Divine Fist Ouka handle this!

[She squares her shoulders, getting a good grip and pulling! It takes about a minute of good yanking and pulling, but she manages to pull it off.]