MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

[divinefist]

[Meanwhile BEHOLDER!! Or some ridiculously large monster. Ouka's got this.

No really you should pity that monster.]

[mp3]

[I don't think giant eyeballs should look like that. WHAT DID YOU DO OUKA.

He is definitely pitying it, maybe even giving a small bow. Rest in peace man, you got fucked up.]

And I thought Akihiko-senpai punched hard.

[divinefist]

No one punches harder than me, sweet-cheeks. I'm Divine Fist Ouka!

[mp3]

"Sweet-cheeks"... ? [Flirting?? Well, okay.]

You could definitely give him a run for his money, Ouka-san. It would be an interesting match to see.

[divinefist]

Hmm... the treasure's gotta be nearby, right?

[mp3]

It should be, yes. I would be worried if it wasn't here, anyway, considering all the work we put into this run...

[Looking around the room... Hmm, where could it be... ?]

[divinefist]

Ready for a boss battle, if we run into one?

[mp3]

You know it. I'm sure even if I wasn't, you could handle it easily.

[divinefist]

Always good to have some back-up, just in case.

[DRAMATIC PAUSE BEFORE OPENING THE DOOR... OPEN!!

No boss ): But oh man treasure room!!]

[mp3]

[Oh... boring. Oh well, he'll let out a yawn.]

Looks like there's nothing here. We made it.

[divinefist]

What an anti-climax!

But I have an idea of how we can celebrate.

[mp3]

No joke.

[But... oh. Hello.]

Would it involve finally reaching the climax of this quest? We were kind of robbed of it, after all.

[divinefist]

You bet.

[Suddenly A TWEEST! Ouka swings a punch at you, Minato.]

I'll be the boss battle!

[mp3]

[Oh jeez... Jumping back!!]

That's not quite what I had in mind, but... [What the hell. Pulling out his sword!]

Don't hold back, Ouka-san.

[divinefist]

Are you kidding? Just make sure you keep up!

[mp3]

I'll have no problems there, you don't have to worry about me. [Taking his typical pose!]

[divinefist]

[She goes back in for a kick!]

[mp3]

[Luckily he knows by now not to be hit with one of those. Those legs were nice and all, but god damn, he saw what you did to those monsters! It's definitely weird fighting without his personas, but at least he got plenty of sword practice in with Kendo club! He hops away from that kick, swinging the sword up at her side.]