MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

Eridan Ampora | Homestuck |

[wwaterboy]

6 rng I love you

[divinefist]

You've got a few minutes to undo what you did, kiddo.

that could not have been more perfect what is this

[wwaterboy]

[Panicking??? He is staring as your skin turns green]

It wwasn't my fault! You shouldn'ta gotten in the fuckin' wway in the first fuckin' place!

so perfect

[divinefist]

Yeah? That's what you get for trying to mess with stuff you're not familiar with!

You've got five seconds to start working before I give you a good right hook!

[wwaterboy]

[Snarl] You think I'm afraid a you? Anywway, the colour is an improvvement.

[divinefist]

Excuse me?

[She will grab you by your fashionable shirt, boy. And grin coyly all the while.]

Did I just hear that you wanted me to take out your teeth and flush them down the drain?

[wwaterboy]

[Oh no you didn't. He only has so many shirts and you are wrinkling this one.

His fins flare out from the sides of his face as he growls.]

As if you could defeat me in single combat, monkey.

[divinefist]

Monkey?

[She'll toss you down, and crack her knuckles.]

You can't beat me! I'm a wolf! Ouka of the Divine Fist. You think you're so tough, little guy, come and get me. Fist-to-fist, like an honorable man!

3

[mp3]

I think this is a magic book.

[Holding up a old, dusty tome! Wooooo, look Eridan, magic!]

[wwaterboy]

[Doubtful look]

Wwhat makes you think that? Magic is fuckin' fake. You think because it's an old book that it's magical? You're just foolin' yourself, or jokin', I think.

[mp3]

It's not fake at all. [Well, old book, and the fact that this language looks really weird.]

It's neither, actually. I'm not fooling around or joking. It's a real thing. [Or, well...] If you have enough SP, anyway.

[wwaterboy]

[Blinks...intrigued despite himself, though he's trying to hide it]

As if I'm gonna believve you based just on your wword. Wwhat's SP, anyhoww?

[mp3]

You can trust me.

It's what you use to cast magic, back home.

[wwaterboy]

[Dot dot dot]

You're a wwizard?

7

[cookiecrumbler]

[where are we seriously man it's like we'll never see a familiar landmark again this is so distressing and scary and







eats a cookie.]

[wwaterboy]

Wwhere the fuck are wwe noww?!

[cookiecrumbler]

Weren't you supposed to know?

[^ probably decided this without consulting you . . .]

[wwaterboy]

Howw wwas I supposed to knoww? I wwas followwin' you! [Even if he really wasn't, he's convinced he was, now]

[cookiecrumbler]

It's not my fault. If it were up to me, we wouldn't be using such a useless means of travel.

[wwaterboy]

Then wwhy did you come?

6

[lovefool]

[HONEY, I SHRUNK THE SEADWELLER]

[wwaterboy]

[Yup, he's tiny] Wwhat did you do?!

[lovefool]

Ah, sorry. I guess- it's really hard to resist, when there's a button that screams "push me"! If I push it again, will you change back?... [Her hand hovers over the button, curious.]

[wwaterboy]

STOP. [he dives to try to stop her, hanging onto a finger] Wwhat if it makes me microscopic?

[lovefool]

It could do that, couldn't it... [She reluctantly moves her hand away from the button.]