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goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
divinefist) wrote in goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS
"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
1. Start a thread with your character.SCENARIOS:
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.
Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
so perfect
You've got five seconds to start working before I give you a good right hook!
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[She will grab you by your fashionable shirt, boy. And grin coyly all the while.]
Did I just hear that you wanted me to take out your teeth and flush them down the drain?
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His fins flare out from the sides of his face as he growls.]
As if you could defeat me in single combat, monkey.
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[She'll toss you down, and crack her knuckles.]
You can't beat me! I'm a wolf! Ouka of the Divine Fist. You think you're so tough, little guy, come and get me. Fist-to-fist, like an honorable man!
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You think you're a wwolf? That's patently ridiculous, as is the wwhole concept a you fightin' me ovver a little laboratory accident.
[He shrugs] But if you insist.
[And he throws a punch straight at her face. He has a lot of rings. This might hurt.]
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She didn't take her gloves off.]