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goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
divinefist) wrote in goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS
"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
1. Start a thread with your character.SCENARIOS:
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.
Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
Zephyr | Resonance of Fate.
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. . . Don't think I was summoned by the likes of you, before you say anything.
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Funny. Looks like you're here, don't it?
[He casually reaches over to nab one of those cookies.]
Now where's the real demon?
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[The doubtful look summarizes his knowledge.] Not really. There's nothing like it where I'm from.
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So that's it, huh? [ Setsuna approaches the pedestal, reaching for the pouch. ] How anticlimactic. I was expecting more.
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It's a musty, old cave. [But his ears are perked when he walks closer, stopping next to the pedestal himself. The pouch doesn't look any bigger up close.] I'm surprised there's anything at all.
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...it's good. [ He's about to offer it to Zephyr when a sudden noise coming from behind them, like the trampling of footsteps, catches his attention, followed by frantic voices. His muscles tense, body put on alert. ]
We weren't followed in here, were we?
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He hmphs and turns around, facing the noise, watching the parade of shadows on the cavern walls.]
That or the cavern residents aren't happy to have guests.
[His hand is already behind him, hovering over his holster and guns. He glances back to Setsuna.] You bring a weapon?
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Of course.
[ They wait tensely for awhile, as the sounds amp up in volume, until they can be more clearly heard as.. meowing? Setsuna barely has time to inquire what's going on before the duo is surrounded!
"Ach! Eindringlinge!"
Wait, were those—
Yes, indeed they were.
Setsuna and Zephyr were now entrapped by talking, tiny kitten Nazis. They are, without a doubt, the cutest villains you've ever seen.
The supposed leader of the group, sporting a peg leg and an eyepatch, thrusts his (also tiny and adorable) rapier forward accusingly, speaking in an inexplicable German accent.
"Vhy haff you come heah, tall vones? Explain yourselfs!"
Setsuna is dumbfounded. Zephyr is... well, how do you react to this turn of events? ]
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Maybe he and Setsuna already had a little too much of that fabled catnip.
After one more glance to make sure the nazi, pirate kittens were really still there and still real, he looks back to Setsuna and raises an eyebrow.]
Do you think this would count as animal abuse?
[It's quiet and in bad taste, but a few dead cats wouldn't make a dent on his conscience. He just huffs, though. He's not going to be the one to start a war with kittens.]
Give me a break. Why do you think we're here?
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The leader huffs and spazzes indignantly at Zephyr... though it winds up being more d'awwww inducing than anything else.
"Indeed, indeed! Zat is ze question I haff asked you! How fiendishly clever of you to turn it around upon me! But I vill not be fooled by such petty tricks! Not I, Ziegfried, Leadah of ze Glorious Purred Reich!"
Somewhere, a kitten probably died at that terrible pun.
"Anyvay," Ziegfried struts forward on his teensy pair of jackboots, "ve can settle zis peacefully. Just hand over ze catnip, and no vone gets hurt!"
Setsuna looks a little hesitant to fork it over, though... what to do? ]
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After coming this far, though... Zephyr isn't keen on leaving without a reward. He turns his attention back on the tiny, threatening kitten. Never let it be said that cut could persuade Zephyr.]
Sorry, you're a little too late. Why don't you find your own catnip?
[The sudden feeling strikes him that if Leanne were here, she'd hit him over the head and start handing out catnip to nazi kittens.
It's definitely not a change of heart when he lowers his gun a little and nods towards Setsuna.] I guess you could ask this guy if he feels like sharing any of it.