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goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
divinefist) wrote in goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm
MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS
"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
1. Start a thread with your character.SCENARIOS:
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.
Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
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[Whoops.]
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...I believe this is the third time we've seen that particular tree.
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[Pause.]
Or is it right? Let's see...
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No, we go right at the tree split in half, and then we go under the highest rock-
[ frowns ]
I'm not sure this map is entirely correct.
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[Not the least of their problems is that she's holding the map upside down.]
Do you remember how to get back?
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[ turns around ]
[ there are two paths ]
[ neither of them are surrounded by white roses ]
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Um... maybe if I turn it this way?
[It doesn't seem to be helping.]
Let's just pick a direction! As long as we stay together it should be okay, right?
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[ NODS DECISIVELY ] That does seem our only option. Since my memory is apparently unreliable, would you like to pick?
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What if we get lost again? I'm not very reliable with directions!
[Maybe she should have told him this before they left.]
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[She takes the right-hand path. After all, they were supposed to turn right at the tree.]
You wouldn't really do that, or course.
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[ follows her down the path, peering around him to try and find something he recognizes ]
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[Even if he did seem grumpy most of the time.]
You know, if we weren't lost this would be a really nice place.
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...It is rather lovely, yes. Though I imagine it probably only looks so nice in order to lure unsuspecting travelers into its depths.
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[She's been in treacherous woods, but not one of them had actually changed their layout.]