MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

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THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

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Neku Sakuraba | TWEWY

[imprints]

4

[lovefool]

[Peering around a corner.] Oh. Sakuraba-kun. Do you remember the way to the nurse's office? [>Minako appears to be... nonchalantly bleeding from her side.]

[imprints]

[Oh hell]

What the hell did you do? [Sorry, Minako! Panic comes first!]

[lovefool]

[Oh, drat, she thought she was more tucked behind the corner... The blood loss might be getting to her.] I got scratched playing with a cat. [Or maybe it was more of a tiger.]

[imprints]

What kind of cat does that?! [Groooan]

Let's go. [He'll start leading the way.

...

You're following, right?]

[lovefool]

[Yes! Of course!] It was a... very angry cat.

[imprints]

What did you do, go and pet a tiger?

[lovefool]

Well, I didn't try to pet it...

[imprints]

It was actually a tiger?

Where did you even find one?!

[lovefool]

Out in the courtyard. Don't worry, I think it's calmed down, now.

[imprints]

You seriously just found a tiger?! [WHAT]

[lovefool]

Well, maybe it got stuck in there? I'm not sure. I figured I should get to the nurse before I tried to find out...

[imprints]

It's a tiger!

It shouldn't be here in the first place!

3.

[bedeviled]

[One ancient spell book is dropped smack in the middle of Neku's desk. And it wasn't dropped there by The Forces That Be, but guy standing there.]

Think you're lucky?

[imprints]

... Why are you asking? [Given Neku's track record?

...

Not really.]

[bedeviled]

[They've got something in common then. Double bad luck? Pretty sure that means they're doomed.]

It's a spell. I want to see what it does.

[Duh, Neku.]

[imprints]

So you're going to try it on me?

[This is a terrible idea.

Somebody's going to end up as a cat...

or maybe something worse.]

[bedeviled]

Yeah.

[He's not seeing the problem here.

He just doesn't get that Neku could end up in a dress. Again.]

When you get one, you can try it on me.

[imprints]

I haven't agreed to anything.

[bedeviled]

What? Scared?

[Peer pressure, peer pressure, peer pressure.]

[imprints]

You don't even know what it can do!

[bedeviled]

Yeah, that's why I'm trying to test it.

Take a look at it. It's not an attack spell.

[imprints]

[Well... okay, he'll look at it.]

[bedeviled]

[ About time, jeez. Zephyr just pushes the book to him and waits. ]

[imprints]

[Well...

...

it doesn't look dangerous.

And what's that? Neku has a Bravery stat of 999?]

... Alright. Let's do it.