MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

[bedeviled]

C'mon, it looks nice with the cat ears.

[Zephyr's tugging one some of the lace though, trying not to laugh.]

[imprints]

It looks stupid! [bad enough he's worn the stupid thing before!]

[bedeviled]

It... [can he say this with a straight face?]

It matches your eyes.

[nope, he can't.]

[imprints]

Quit it!

[bedeviled]

[He's nice enough to quiet himself, before shrugging off his jacket and offering it.]

It'll cover up some of the lace.

[Because that walk to his room is going to be one long walk of shame.]

[imprints]

Never again.

[He's taking that jacket.]

[bedeviled]

[He'll even be nice enough to probably not mention again.]

It could be worse, you know.

[imprints]

I don't want to think about it.

[Thanks, man. He appreciates it.]

[bedeviled]

Look at this way...

[And this smirk has nothing to do with Neku's current clothes.]

... now we've got a secret weapon.

[imprints]

... Weapon?

['Are you trying to use this as a weapon? That seems stupid.']

[bedeviled]

Something like that.

[He's referencing an idiot, but he means you, Neku. Back home, their secret weapon had a flower painted on her face, but they can't all be winners, can they?]

Unless you want to get caught in that, we should get going.

[imprints]

[... Your world is a strange, strange place.]

Yeah. [LEAVING!]

[bedeviled]

[No, just Vashyron and the guy that thought it was art. And Neku is definitely in Garigliano Art territory in that. Sorry, man.

It's even weirder from behind. Zephyr totally chuckling once Neku's out of ear range.]

[imprints]

[And this is why he hates people.]

[bedeviled]

[Hey, he sacrificed his jacket trying to help. In return, he's allowed a little laughter.]

[imprints]

[...

Hmph.]

[bedeviled]

[...

Being cute and pouting only ends in more teasing, sorry to say.]

[imprints]

[... Neku is a failure as a man.]

[bedeviled]

[Nah. He's just unfortunate.]