MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

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[lovefool]

... why are there seven Minato-kuns?... Ah- all different colors of the rainbow...

[mp3]

... Are you alright, Minako-chan? [That's... not what's happening at all.]

There's only one of me, and I'm pretty sure I'm still the same color as usual.

[lovefool]

Ah, sorry, could you repeat that? Green Minato-kun was singing pretty loudly.

[mp3]

... [Oh Minako...]

Did you accept food from strangers? Or a drink? [How did this even happen.]

[lovefool]

Hm? Oh, Pink Minato-kun. Someone did give me a brownie...

[mp3]

[So that's it.]

I think we need to find you a place to rest, Minako-chan. Do you know where your house is?

[lovefool]

House? ... house. Um... Teal Minato-kun, do you remember? [>Minako is staring at nothing...]

[mp3]

[Ssssigh.]

I think he might remember the general area. Could you point it out when we get around it?

[lovefool]

I can probably do that! [... sway sway sway.]

[mp3]

[You really, really hope so.]

Let's go, then.

[> You boldly take Minako's hand!]

[lovefool]

[sway sway sway]

[mp3]

[Please don't fall over, Minako.]

Do you remember who gave you it?

[lovefool]

I think they were tall. [mrrrrr] Or- were they short?

[mp3]

It'll be hard to find someone matching that description.

... Be sure to avoid them in the future, alright? Don't accept food from strangers like that.

[lovefool]

... Technically, isn't Minato-kun a stranger?...

[mp3]

"Thou are I, I art thou"...

I'm your Persona, in a sense, aren't I? How could you be a stranger to yourself?