MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

[barrette]

[ SHE IS VERY VAIN ABOUT HER HAIR OKAY ]

In a few months.

[pretexts]

Which will be quite enough time for you to reflect on what you have done.




[ ooc: and on that note I AM OFF TO BED. GOOD NIGHT /SALUTES ]

[barrette]

No.

[ ooc: sleep well! ]

[pretexts]

Better a quick punishment now than the one karma [ and by karma he means him ] may bestow later.

[barrette]

I'm not worried about karma.

[pretexts]

[ ...switches tack ]

Fine then. [ puts the scissors away ] If you are truly content with leaving things the way they are.

[barrette]

[ . . . suspicion everywhere. ]

[pretexts]

Hm? Is something wrong?

[barrette]

You really going to let it go? [ that doesn't seem like you. ]

[pretexts]

I don't really have a choice. You may have a difficult time of it, of course, but I suppose it is no longer my business.

[barrette]

'Difficult time'? [ headtilt of interest! ]

[pretexts]

Well, I will certainly not look on you kindly in the future. But I was referring more to the teachers. [ raises an eyebrow ] What exactly were you doing, that you found yourself alone and casting a spell that somehow ended up taking off half my hair?

[barrette]

I found an old magic book. [ she shrugs. ] And I thought it would be a better idea to be away from people when I read it than to be in a crowd.

[pretexts]

You found an old magic book, and your first thought was not to hand it over to the proper authorities?

[barrette]

Why would I do that? [ what a waste of a perfectly good opportunity! ]

[pretexts]

For the same reason I gave you; because I sincerely doubt they will be very pleased about it when they find out. And, given the mess you have made of my hair, I assure you they will find out.

[barrette]

[ this the the face of someone who really isn't worried about if they're pleased. ]

It doesn't look that bad.

[pretexts]

It was still the result of a spell you found in a potentially dangerous "magic book." [ tilts his head ] What makes you think they'll let you keep it?

[barrette]

They need to find it to take it, right? [ what would be a good hiding place for a book of spells... ]

[pretexts]

[ smiles placidly ]

Goodbye, Miss Dawn.

[ guess who's going off to tattle ]

[barrette]

[ guess who's going off to do a remarkable job of hiding the book? (and looking for a counter spell when she has a chance because damn Zexion does not look good with a mullet.) ]

HTML!!!

[pretexts]

[ IF SHE SUCCEEDS HE WILL CALL A TRUCE

SO LONG, DAWN o7 ]

THE BANE OF RP

[barrette]

[ SHE WILL HAVE THAT TRUCE. ]