MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

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[lovefool]

I'm afraid I won't! [Smile never leaving her face.] You have to prove yourself worthy.

[mp3]

Maybe if we go up higher? We might be able to see a way back.

[lovefool]

[There is some squirming but- suddenly everything doesn't hurt! That's good! ... ... oh, hi, Dawn, you are bigger than when she last saw you.]

[househusband]

[ Ran stumbles out of the chalk circle, rather dazed. ]

Magazine?

[ His thoughts are still jumbled from being yanked from his nice, calm kitchen into the bedroom of some strange girl. ]

[mp3]

... [Oh Minako...]

Did you accept food from strangers? Or a drink? [How did this even happen.]

[tripoverair]

But!

[This is starting to get really uncomfortable! She tugs at the hem of her shirt.]

How do I prove myself?

[mp3]

It's possible, I guess. [We have plenty of SP and a lot of elemental attacks, so it's not like magic doesn't exist. But...]

It's pretty weird that we found it here, though.

that could not have been more perfect what is this

[wwaterboy]

[Panicking??? He is staring as your skin turns green]

It wwasn't my fault! You shouldn'ta gotten in the fuckin' wway in the first fuckin' place!

[divinefist]

No one punches harder than me, sweet-cheeks. I'm Divine Fist Ouka!

[wwaterboy]

[Doubtful look]

Wwhat makes you think that? Magic is fuckin' fake. You think because it's an old book that it's magical? You're just foolin' yourself, or jokin', I think.

[lovefool]

Sorry! [She folds her hands together, apologetically.] I thought it was just a- confidence building thing, that it wouldn't hurt. [Even if it was sort of weird that the magazine requested a pentagram.]

[divinefist]

Spells, huh? I'm a fighter class, not a magic class, but I can stand around.

[lovefool]

Hm? Oh, Pink Minato-kun. Someone did give me a brownie...

3

[barrette]

[ she really, really wasn't trying to hit you, Zexion! it just happened!

and who knows, maybe someone around here can salvage your hairstyle from Demyx-cut Dawn turned it into...? ]

[mp3]

"Sweet-cheeks"... ? [Flirting?? Well, okay.]

You could definitely give him a run for his money, Ouka-san. It would be an interesting match to see.

[divinefist]

Good thinking, Minato. Let's give it a shot.

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[ultima_non_necat]

Ouka, I believe I've found something. Could you come here?

[barrette]

It's better than nothing. If we start walking now, we might make it back before morning.

so perfect

[divinefist]

Yeah? That's what you get for trying to mess with stuff you're not familiar with!

You've got five seconds to start working before I give you a good right hook!

[pretexts]

[ buries his face in the map ]

...I believe this is the third time we've seen that particular tree.

[barrette]

[ and you are much smaller! not that Dawn can recognize you in this adorable Pokemon form. ]

Where did you come from?

[mp3]

It's not fake at all. [Well, old book, and the fact that this language looks really weird.]

It's neither, actually. I'm not fooling around or joking. It's a real thing. [Or, well...] If you have enough SP, anyway.

[lovefool]

Just bear witness if I end up turning myself into anything... [She opens the book to a random page.]

[mp3]

[So that's it.]

I think we need to find you a place to rest, Minako-chan. Do you know where your house is?

[tripoverair]

That can't be right! We turn left at the tree split in half, and then we go around the highest rock...

[Pause.]

Or is it right? Let's see...