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Divine Fist Ouka ([personal profile] divinefist) wrote in [community profile] goracrack2012-01-09 10:36 pm

MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."
HOW:
1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.
SCENARIOS:
1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ TAKES A STEP BACK. ]

It was an accident. One of the teachers can [ probably/hopefully ] fix it.
pretexts: (and yet we chew it down all the same)

[personal profile] pretexts 2012-01-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ glances over her shoulder at the map ] ...I am not sure that is actually even a map.

[ NODS DECISIVELY ] That does seem our only option. Since my memory is apparently unreliable, would you like to pick?
lovefool: (but everything is fine)

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[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Peering around a corner.] Oh. Sakuraba-kun. Do you remember the way to the nurse's office? [>Minako appears to be... nonchalantly bleeding from her side.]

[personal profile] ultima_non_necat 2012-01-10 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a small gold statue of a leafy plant half-buried under rubble.]

I've tried, but I don't think I can get it out on my own.
mp3: (it's looking like a doze off kinda day)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Please don't fall over, Minako.]

Do you remember who gave you it?
imprints: (Neku: Surprise)

[personal profile] imprints 2012-01-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell]

What the hell did you do? [Sorry, Minako! Panic comes first!]
mp3: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have a pointy hat and a robe.
barrette: (Default)

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[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is why you never give Dawn the map for any reason. she ignores it in favor of exploring and occasionally gets lost. ]

I don't think we've passed this clearing yet.
mp3: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say for sure. Maybe I'm not a high enough level. [Minato you're 99...]
tripoverair: Colette from Tales of Symphonia with a distressed expression on her face (What? No!)

[personal profile] tripoverair 2012-01-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Me?

What if we get lost again? I'm not very reliable with directions!

[Maybe she should have told him this before they left.]
pretexts: (the story of the winter)

[personal profile] pretexts 2012-01-10 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ said cool artifact appears to be a stone bunny wielding double flintlock pistols. zexion frowns at it and cocks his head ]

I would assume so, given that there doesn't seem to be anything here to pillage.

[ walks forward ]

[ ...takes it...]
househusband: (letting the future)

[personal profile] househusband 2012-01-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
...you were not using a transportation device?

[ Now that his mind is clearing, he looks down at the symbol he had stumbled out of. His first thought was that he had been kidnapped, yt the girl's tone spoke differently of the situation. ]
pretexts: (our fingers were all the same)

[personal profile] pretexts 2012-01-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ SEES THAT STEP BACK AND RAISES YOU A STEP FORWARD ]

Then they will likely have no trouble fixing yours as well.
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Lets try and read the rest of it.

[personal profile] cookiecrumbler 2012-01-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Weren't you supposed to know?

[^ probably decided this without consulting you . . .]
lovefool: (but everything is fine)

[personal profile] lovefool 2012-01-10 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, drat, she thought she was more tucked behind the corner... The blood loss might be getting to her.] I got scratched playing with a cat. [Or maybe it was more of a tiger.]
barrette: (Default)

[personal profile] barrette 2012-01-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ANOTHER STEP BACK. YOU ARE NOT GETTING NEAR HER HAIR, SIR. ]

What if they can fix yours and not mine?
mp3: (thumbs up)

[personal profile] mp3 2012-01-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh... boring. Oh well, he'll let out a yawn.]

Looks like there's nothing here. We made it.

[personal profile] cookiecrumbler 2012-01-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[um!!!!!!!!]

. . . Isn't this the third time we've gone by here . . .
imprints: (Neku: Complain about everything)

[personal profile] imprints 2012-01-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
What kind of cat does that?! [Groooan]

Let's go. [He'll start leading the way.

...

You're following, right?]
volatility: (fierce chocolate eating)

[personal profile] volatility 2012-01-10 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[This is irritating. Mello should have known better than to let her handle the map. He's clearly frustrated and a tiny bit grumpy.]

We have. I know we've seen that cluster of trees before.

[And yes, his tone is a little self-assured.]

Where's that map?

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