MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

[bedeviled]

[ You know, Zephyr isn't sure either, but this isn't what he wanted. He only raises an eyebrow at the... girl?]

Funny. Looks like you're here, don't it?

[He casually reaches over to nab one of those cookies.]

Now where's the real demon?

4.

[bedeviled]

Damn...

[He'd ran into one of those elusive bears hanging around campus. Blame the bear for the guy bleeding all over your doorstep.]

Hey! You in there?

3.

[bedeviled]

[One ancient spell book is dropped smack in the middle of Neku's desk. And it wasn't dropped there by The Forces That Be, but guy standing there.]

Think you're lucky?

Miyako Inoue | Digimon Adventure 02

[dancinonthesky]

[imprints]

How can you already need to rest?

[imprints]

... Why are you asking? [Given Neku's track record?

...

Not really.]

[volatility]

[Hm.

Mello takes another bite of chocolate.]

I think we can try to get back to where you dropped it.

[He's been paying attention to the brush and trees since they realized they were lost. It seems like they've been going in circles, but maybe he can find some landmarks he recognizes if they head the other way.]

[heartofsandrock]

Maybe, but I think it's a good idea that everyone sticks together. At least until we figure out what's going on.

[imprints]

It's not like random people have tried to shoot us.

[... yet.]

[heartofsandrock]

But they have kidnapped us.

[imprints]

At least they didn't kill us first.

[heartofsandrock]

For some people, what they've done might be worse.

[imprints]

[shrug]

It's still Japan.

[heartofsandrock]

[He almost looks surprised.] You're from Japan?

[imprints]

Yeah? What about it?

[heartofsandrock]

Nothing. There aren't really countries where I come from anymore. It's hard having to think of things like this.

[pretexts]

Of course I wouldn't. I appreciate life. [ or his facsimile of life anyway ] I am not about to turn to pyromania in an environment full of extremely flammable trees.

[ follows her down the path, peering around him to try and find something he recognizes ]

[pretexts]

Better a quick punishment now than the one karma [ and by karma he means him ] may bestow later.

[barrette]

It's worth a shot.

[barrette]

I'm not worried about karma.

[pretexts]

[ COUGHS HACKS COVERS HIS MOUTH ]

What [ sneeze ] sort of booby trap [ wheeze ] was that?

[pretexts]

[ He will never understand how everyone in the world seems to have some sort of sixth sense that tells them exactly when he is about to sit down to read. They certainly don't knock at any other time.

He sets down his book and walks to the door and OH SHITSICLES HE JUST WASHED THAT ]

...No. I don't want to know. Come inside before you bleed to death.

[tripoverair]

Good! I'm glad.

[Even if he did seem grumpy most of the time.]

You know, if we weren't lost this would be a really nice place.

[bedeviled]

[They've got something in common then. Double bad luck? Pretty sure that means they're doomed.]

It's a spell. I want to see what it does.

[Duh, Neku.]

[imprints]

How does that work?