[ Yes, one would probably hear a manic bear. Even distracted, Zexion didn't think it was possible to somehow be able to tune out the approach of something that large. Unless a person was deaf, but given the fact that they'd...you know, been having a conversation, half of which had been in a position that made lip-reading unlikely, Zexion doubted that. ]

I'm thinking that, though Japan is ostensibly hydrophobia-free, you are due for a series of rabies vaccines.

[ He affixes the bandages together with a pin. ]

I am also thinking that I had better start doing research into whether werebears are, in fact, something that exists.