MEME #1: RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS

[divinefist]

THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS MEME

"Your teeth turn brick red and then you turn into a bear for a week."HOW:

1. Start a thread with your character.
2. Other characters reply and generate a random effect. If you need a scenario, RNG it.
     2b. OPTIONAL: generate your own random effect, just because.
3. Tag other characters, generate more stuff, etc.
4. Shenanigans.
5. Yes you still have loveless ears and aren't in your home world have fun with that.

SCENARIOS:

1. ADVENTURE: You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).
2. CURSE: You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed.
3. SPELLCRAFT: You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.
4. OUCH: You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bear/dog/falcon/tiger/whatever the hell else is in there. There may or may not be some additional side effects.
5. RITUALS: You attempt to consort with demons/other entities of questionable morality and fail spectacularly-- either the ritual backfires, or they just don't like you.
6. THE BEES: It is not actually magic but a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.
7. LOST: You are lost. Loster than the people on Lost. You are lost for words for how lost you are. So lost.
8. DRUG-INDUCED: I'm freakin' out man...
9. LET'S DO THIS: Roll two more numbers. Both of those things just happened at the same time, somehow. If you roll a 9 again, roll two more numbers and keep stacking them (ex. you roll a 2 and 9, then you roll again to get 5 and 6, which means you combine 2, 5, and 6).
10. Writer's choice.

Taken and modified from bakerstreet memes: bakerstreet.dreamwidth.org/8867.html

Comments

[barrette]

Someone might have dropped it. [ ...does that note in the corner say 'caution'? EXCELLENT. ]

[mp3]

Great, let's head up there. [Here we go! Tall building, guide us to victory!!]

[lovefool]

["Iwatodai!"... she tries to say. But all that comes out is,] Whiiiismur!

[lemonscarf]

If it's you, Ouka-san, I can't say that I mind. [Even though, whoops. Looks like you drew some blood there...]

[mp3]

[THAT MEANS READ IT FASTER]

A witch, maybe? Or a wizard. Maybe even just a birthday party magician.

3

[ultima_non_necat]

[Someone is looking at you, then down at a musty old book blacker than black, like a scar against the world, then at you again, all while saying something ominous-sounding under their breath.]

[pretexts]

[ CAN NOBODIES FEEL HORROR?

BECAUSE, HEARTLESS OR NOT, HE ALMOST THINKS HE FEELS HORROR ]

[ touches his 'do ]

[ ...illusions up a pair of VERY WICKED LOOKING SCISSORS ]

If you would be so kind, come here.

[lovefool]

House? ... house. Um... Teal Minato-kun, do you remember? [>Minako is staring at nothing...]

[lovefool]

With confidence!

[lemonscarf]

I was born ready, Minato-kun. [Girls are the greatest treasure of them all!]

[barrette]

It looks too old for a party magician. [ hmm... ] Can you read any of this, Minato?

[divinefist]

Hmm... the treasure's gotta be nearby, right?

[tripoverair]

[With these?!]

But... my clothes don't even fit anymore!

[divinefist]

Well, I'm here for any untimely accidents!

[lemonscarf]

[But Minako-chan was already the perfect girlfriend! I mean Science's Perfect Girlfriend?

BETTER TAKE HER OUT ON A DATE.]

[barrette]

[ ORDINARILY DAWN WOULD BE HAPPY TO COME OVER

HOWEVER YOU COULD PROBABLY USE THOSE SCISSORS TO CUT HER HAIR OFF IN RETRIBUTION AND SHE LIKES HER HAIR TOO MUCH ]

Why?

[divinefist]

My bad, Ryoji.

...I wonder... Ouka's character is a werewolf...

[barrette]

[ awwww ] I haven't seen any Pokemon around here before.

[divinefist]

[Or to see an endless expanse of treetops. FOREVER.]

[mp3]

It should be, yes. I would be worried if it wasn't here, anyway, considering all the work we put into this run...

[Looking around the room... Hmm, where could it be... ?]

[divinefist]

Yeah. I'll protect you.

[mp3]

[Truly rare gems.]

Great. We need a battle plan.

[Hmm.]

Head to the food court, then wrap around to some of the clothes stores?

[mp3]

[Oh. Well.]

This is an interesting development.

[lovefool]

Let's see- [She flips through the pages.] This is the one I wanted to try.

Kyogrus!

[Suddenly, abruptly, other words meaning "right away," it starts raining.]

[mp3]

[Ssssigh.]

I think he might remember the general area. Could you point it out when we get around it?